So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
