They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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