But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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