im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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