I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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