I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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