its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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