On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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