I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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