Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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