I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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