My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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