my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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