I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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