She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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