It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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