im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also, beer. Big fan.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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