Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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