why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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