Where is the hickey?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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