nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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