So drunk, too bad you don't want this
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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