Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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