Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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