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Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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