called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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