Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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