ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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