I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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