I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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