i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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