You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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