More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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