i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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