I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think I am morally bankrupt
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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