You really coming over, don't trick.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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