i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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