dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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