Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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