white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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