What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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