Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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