Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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