so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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