Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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