Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hippo gnu deer
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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