did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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