You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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