I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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