Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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