Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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