i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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