On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Do plants get herpes?
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