found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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