You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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