Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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