i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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