I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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