If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We are all done wearing pants today
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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